Life is not worth living, but at least there is a bathrobe designed with you in mind. The girlboss has been killed off so many times that killing her off is passé. You are free to void me. Mr Blythe does not appreciate the use of either the small or the large paperclip. The impunity to do whatever you want. The frantic didacticism that defined mainstream political comedy. Hell-bent on passing the Bechdel test on every last page. Morgan Stanley is committed to helping this generation. An act of self-aggrandizement more fitting for the Pope. A well-timed facepalm during one of the Mad King’s early soliloquies. A euphemism for policing. A category that one might call the diminutive gothic. An unctuous beaver secretion. “Are you married or do you live in Kenya?”

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